i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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