I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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