I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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