The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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