i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
