Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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