how can u be prego again
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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