Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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