I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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