went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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