So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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