Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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