Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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