driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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