At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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