By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So vagazzling was a success
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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