Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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