I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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