Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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