omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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