belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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