omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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