this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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