You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
