ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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