You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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