Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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