Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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