i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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