I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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