If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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