youre lurking in front of me
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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