We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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