If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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