Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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