Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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