You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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