Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
