We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just cut my nipple shaving
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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