Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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