wat bout pragnant strippers??
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
