i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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