So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My feet surprised me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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