This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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