All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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