I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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