I skipped work to stalk him.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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