hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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