you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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