I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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