i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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