What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
no you cant smoke seaweed
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That accounts for only three of the penises
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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