I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I can tuck mytits in my pants
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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