Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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