evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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