Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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