I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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